"Nem tudós könyv ez ... Aki írta, nem ismeri a feltétlen igazságot és gyakran téved a részletekben. Mert ember.
De keresi a feltétlen igazságot, s nem röstelli, ha téved a részletekben. Mert ember."
(Márai Sándor: Füveskönyv)
2008. szeptember 17., szerda
haiku :)
Színes, könnyű, lágy, puha, selymesen sima, mint egy álomkép.
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Haiku Error Messages
Sony has announced its own computer operating system is now available. Instead of producing the cryptic error messages characteristic of Microsoft's Windows operating systems, Sony's chairman said, "We intend to capture the high ground by putting a human, Japanese face on what has been - until now ... an operating system that reflects Western cultural hegemony. For example, we have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with our own Japanese haiku poetry."
The chairman went on to give examples of Sony's new error messages:
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Web site you seek cannot be located but endless others exist - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ABORTED effort: Close all that you have. You ask way too much. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - With searching comes loss and the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Stay the patient course Of little worth is your ire The network is down - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data Guess which has occurred. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
seci! :)))) ezer szerencse, hogy rengeteg a munkatok! :) bar volt vagy max. 1 perc, mig ezt bekopiztad! :)) :P majd ha te is irsz, tenmagadtol haikut...! egybekent meg "csak" szotagot kell szamolni (5-7-5), de megis nagyon nehez am igazan szepeket alkotni. :( Fodor Ákos nagyon profi benne a magyarok kozul.
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Haiku Error Messages
Sony has announced its own computer operating system is now available. Instead of producing the cryptic error messages characteristic of Microsoft's Windows operating systems, Sony's chairman said, "We intend to capture the high ground by putting a human, Japanese face on what has been - until now ... an operating system that reflects Western cultural hegemony. For example, we have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with our own Japanese haiku poetry."
The chairman went on to give examples of Sony's new error messages:
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
A crash reduces
your expensive computer to
a simple stone.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data
Guess which has occurred.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - You step in the stream, but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
seci! :)))) ezer szerencse, hogy rengeteg a munkatok! :) bar volt vagy max. 1 perc, mig ezt bekopiztad! :)) :P
majd ha te is irsz, tenmagadtol haikut...! egybekent meg "csak" szotagot kell szamolni (5-7-5), de megis nagyon nehez am igazan szepeket alkotni. :( Fodor Ákos nagyon profi benne a magyarok kozul.
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